Show's this video to your kids. If they're like mine they'll love it and quote it non-stop. Best part is when they're actually angry or upset about something, you toss out one of these lines and they either get even MORE mad or the frown turns the other way around. Either way it goes, nothing but upside for you!
My faves:
If you don't have any kids, try this sucka on your fiancee when he's getting all grumpy about how you're blowing through your wedding budget - guaranteed success or I'll give you 5% off your next booking! Ha ha ha! No seriously. You know what this wedding budget needs?!?!? ...A SMILE!!!